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INCLUSIVENESS: Ever-expanding LGBT acronym may soon be expanded to include men who enjoy having intercourse with the tailpipes of automobiles
Friday, December 15, 2017 by: Ethan Huff
: Ever-expanding LGBT acronym may soon be expanded to include men who enjoy having intercourse with the tailpipes of automobiles

(Natural News) If you weren�t already convinced of God�s impending judgment for the utterly perverse planet earth in 2017, the newfangled �Objectum Sexual� movement is sure to solidify your personal awakening. This latest extension of LGBTQ-et. al. represents a group of deranged people who claim that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects like chandeliers and car tailpipes, with which they desire to have sexual relations.

It�s cringeworthy to even have to type all of this out, but perverts who belong to the sect of �Objectum Sexual� actually believe that their attraction to lifeless matter is an indicator of their sexual identity, which is completely detached from anything that�s actually alive. These LGBTQ-OSs insist that it�s completely normal for them to want to procreate with random objects in whatever specific form that feels appealing at the time.

In the case of 33-year-old Amanda �Liberty� from Leeds, England, her preference centers around hanging light fixtures and large metal objects, which is why she�s planning to get married to a 90-year-old chandelier that she refers to as �Lumiere.� Liberty, who assigned herself this fake surname based on her love affair with the Statue of Liberty (whom she refers to as �Libby�), says she �proposed� to her Lumiere chandelier last Valentine�s Day, claiming that she�s completely in love with it.

�As soon as I saw Lumiere on eBay, I knew immediately that she was the one for me and it was love at first sight,� Liberty is quoted as saying to PJ Media. �She was based in Germany and although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.�

�I couldn�t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was. She has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her.�

But how will LGBTQ-OS folk get their �spouses� to march in pride parades?

Liberty is hardly alone in her delusional state of existence, as there now exists a support group called Objectum-Sexuality Internationale that affirms many other mental cases just like her who believe that it�s possible to have romantic relationships with random objects made in factories. The group�s description of itself states that those with OS inclinations �love objects on a very significant level,� and that many in �an intimate way.�

�Object�m-sexual love comes for most in a similar awakening as other sexualities at the start of puberty,� the group�s website states. �This is often followed by an acute awareness that we do not relate to peers due to the source of projected feelings. Often object�m-sexual people feel outcast or pressured by mainstream sexuality with a helpless feeling that we cannot change what comes so naturally to us.�

This form of mental illness has apparently been around for quite some time, as reports from back in 1979 claim that a woman named Eija-Riitta Ekl�f fell in love with and married the Berlin Wall in Germany. Ekl�f reportedly changed her surname to �Berliner-Mauer� as a reflection of this, and later on, in 1999 launched the first internet group for other people like her who require some serious counseling or exorcism-like reprogramming.

Berliner-Mauer�s favorite objects of affection are red fences, however, which she adores more than anything else because one can look over them to see what�s on the other side. The fact that this allows her to decide whether or not the grass is greener apparently turns her on � which as Megan Fox from PJ Media correctly points out probably won�t go over very well for the rest of the LGBTQ mafia, seeing as how fences and walls are kind of the thing of their arch-enemy, President Donald Trump.

Sources for this article include:

PJMedia.com

PJMedia.com

NaturalNews.com

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